Anti-Semitic Elmo “Adam” Sandler Goes to Jail

October 10, 2013 | Andy Cush

His days of dressing up as Elmo, dishing anti-semitic rants to tourists, running rape porn websites, and extorting Girl Scouts are over, at least for the time being. Dan Sandler–also known as Adam Sandler–was sentenced yesterday to a year in jail for his plot to get $2 million out of the aforementioned organization for young women. According to the Times, the charges stemmed from Sandler’s brief employment with the Girl Scouts in 2007 and 2008, after which he claimed the organization “regularly arranged sexual encounters between men and its campers” and demanded money in exchange for his silence on the matter.

Sandler has no regrets. “This is not the case of someone in the back room of the office trying to embezzle money—this is more of a protest, like laying down in the intersection,” he said. “I am in no way sorry to the Girl Scouts organization, because I think they are a corrupt organization.”

(Photo: Ed Yourdon/Flickr)