A thief who just really needed his fix was caught stealing 104 packs of 5-Hour energy from a Cobble Hill Rite Aid this week, according to DNAinfo. Michael Robbins, 31, was arrested for petit larceny at the Smith Street pharmacy January 5 after employees observed him taking the drinks on surveillance cameras.
Assuming he took them in packs of two–that many 6- or 12-packs just doesn’t seem feasible for one heist–Robbins took 1,040 hours of energy. What could he possibly have been planning on doing with it? No one man should have all that power!