Justin Bieber, Aerosol Asshole

January 10, 2014 | Bucky Turco

Bratty famous person Justin Bieber does not do graffiti. Sure, he stands in front of walls–sometimes guarded by the police–shakes cans of spray paint at them, and depresses a nozzle in a way that mimics what writers do. However, it’s not graffiti or even street art that comes out, but a rare form of desperate celebrity schmuckyness that he learned from Chris Brown. And now he’s teaching these skillz to contemptuous peer, Kelly Osbourne, who proudly bragged about the event on her Instagram. Just look at how dope that turtle is!