Minimalist Film Reviews: The Lego Movie

The Lego Movie (2014)

A LEGO®-based comedy action-adventure with an unlikely protagonist, uplifting message and sensible interlaced multi-world narrative, surprisingly not shit (´･_･`)

MOVIENESS: 4.0 out of 5.0

I ＼(☆o◎)／ed, I ヘ（。□°）ヘed, this is like a real movie

UNAMERICAN ANTI-CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA: 3.5 out of 5.0

“OMG BROS! LEGO® wants us to make a movie, with LEGOs® and shit.”
“We should totally condemn the homogeny and oppression of corporate social culture via like uh hybrid of uh corporate dystopia and communist dictatorship. But with LEGOs® and shit.”
“We going to need some comedians, unicorns, cats, and farts… Farting unicorn cats voiced by comedians?”
“I can’t believe they gave us all this $$$$$$$$$ lolololololol!”
“What about official LEGO® movie LEGO® merch of LEGOs® and shit?”
“Yup lolololololol.”
“That was fast lolololololol How are the reviews?”
“Universally glowing lolololololol!
“Lolololololol You’ll never guess what FoxNews just said.”