Kudos to the Colombian women’s cycling team and their totally trolling uniforms. In a world were “gyno porn” is a thing, it’s this “explicit” tweeted photo that’s getting the internet so hot and so bothered. See? The flesh-colored bits look like “vaginas,” or rather, the contours of the pubis are unusually defined by light shadowing and fabric color choice, suggesting, at first glance, that you are looking at a row of bare crotches. But you’re not.
For years, we have been inflicted with the sight of squeezed balls and side-swept shafts kind of bulging in cycling tights. You can totally handle this, internet.
Never mind. You can’t. (Photo: @ÚltimoKilómetro)
