Newly Announced Attraction On Staten Island Sounds Fittingly Terrible

October 16, 2014 | Bucky Turco

In the near future, Staten Island is getting a giant ferris wheel, but that’s not all. According to the Associated Press, developers have planned a special attraction that’s sure to attract droves of New Yorkers to the exiled, homogeneous borough:

A subway-themed thrill ride is being planned for the site of Staten Island’s upcoming Ferris wheel.

The “Time Train” will simulate a ride in a subway car through a fictitious tunnel below the harbor.

If there’s one thing New Yorkers are sorely missing, it’s the experience of what it’s like to ride the subway.