Warning: PENIS! (Once you click that play button.) Then, a solid 22 very explicit seconds of “Charlotte Gainsbourg” getting vigorously DP’ed, and various fluids spurting from various orifices and whipped body parts. So now we know what that hour and a half of extra scenes in Lars Von Trier’s Nymph()maniac: Vol. I and Vol. II director’s cut are made of. And what “the duck” does. It’s out on VOD now, on paid platforms like iTunes and Amazon. Grab a chair. Time to get thoughtful about Fibonacci numbers and fly fishing.
Lars von Trier's hotly anticipated two-part epic Nymphomaniac did not make it to Cannes because they weren't ready. They -- parts of Charlotte Gainsbourg, Shia LaBeouf, Uma Thurman, and various fucking pornstars -- were still being rendered together into a seamless, hardcore celebrity experience. Producer Louise Vesth explains: We shot the actors pretending to…
Oh look, it's an actual clip of Lars Von Trier's highly-anticipated new movie Vagina Emoticon. If you were hoping for a preview of that cutting-edge technology that will morph-mesh porn-star-fuck-bits and Charlotte-Gainsbourg-Shia-LaBeouf-Uma-Thurman-heads into a glorious CGI orgy of sexual cynicism, moral subjectivity and whatever the opposite of Dogma film is BUT…
Nymph()maniac: Vol. I, Nymph()maniac: Vol. II (2013) Lars Von Trier's latest is a long, long story about a girl named Joe who embraces her nymphomania through an endless variety and monotony of overlapping sexual experiences. For our entertainment. DIRECTIONS: After digesting Antichrist and Melancholia, apply Vol. I and Vol. II directly to eyes in…
