The only comical thing on website Funny or Die — Zach Galifianakis’ show Between Two Ferns — posted its latest episode, which features an interview with Brad Pitt. The two actors discuss a bunch of nonsensical things and then, to make things even more purposefully awkward, comedian Louie C.K. comes out with some jokes about the subway, rats, and Ebola. But the best part is when Galifianakis offers Pitt a present that needs no unwrapping, obviously — “it’s a bassoon.”
Pitt palms the gift like a well-seasoned champ and explains that he’s a dad now. “We don’t bassoon in my house anymore.” Be sure to watch to the end, when things get really sticky.