Tag: Porn
Ikea’s MALM series of bed frames features sturdy wood construction, a variety of appealing finishes, and a sleek, modern look that’s sure to get your inner Bauhausian hot and ready to go. It’s the perfect vehicle for sweet, sweet Swedish sex, or, if you’re going to be honest with yourself about it, a Redtube-fueled masturbation […]
It’s hard out there for a porn blogger. According to an email Google sent some users this week, the company is moving to “strictly prohibit the monetization of Adult content on Blogger,” meaning that any sites on the Google-owned blogging platform that continue to display “adult” ads after June 30 will be shut down. Read the […]
How would a computer perceive an act so non-technological as humans having sex? There’s no particular appeal in bare skin, genitalia, or penetration for a machine; pornography, like any other piece of digital media, is just a series of zeroes and ones translated into pixels and colors on a screen. But Spanish artist Alejandro Gomez-Arias […]
Of all the porny Tumblrs that Yahoo purchased for $1.1 billion last year, Just Another Ikea Catalog (NSFW) is off the BJÄRNUM aluminum folding hook! Peruse “scandinavian modern style furniture and accessories in amateur pornography” in GIF form, complete with annotations and links to where one might find this EXPEDIT shelving unit (NSFW) upon which “a hairy brunette” could get “fucked” […]
Lars von Trier’s hotly anticipated two-part epic Nymphomaniac did not make it to Cannes because they weren’t ready. They — parts of Charlotte Gainsbourg, Shia LaBeouf, Uma Thurman, and various fucking pornstars — were still being rendered together into a seamless, hardcore celebrity experience. Producer Louise Vesth explains: We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had […]
ANIMAL’s feature Artist’s Notebook asks artists to show us their original “idea sketch” next to a finished piece. This week, artist Faith Holland talks about a movie scene inspiring her video performances Light Petting and Heavy Petting in which she touches the internet. The idea for Heavy Petting was conceived about a year ago when my husband and I watched Human Centipede […]
Three years after the debut of her sublimely bizarre web series Green Porno was received with critical acclaim, Isabella Rossellini is back with more animal mating ritual-inspired genius.Just in time for Mother’s Day, the third installment of Green Porno offers viewers some colorful reenactments “creatures’ rites of passage into motherhood.” See Rossellini simulate the scandalous […]
Is your porn addiction preventing you from advancing your career? Are you tired of constantly looking over your shoulder for fear of pesky bosses interrupting your midday office MILF fix? Fear no more: this Chinese security company has just the job for you! Despite China’s incredibly strict porn censorship policies, new adult entertainment sites continue popping up […]
This weekend, retired porn Jenna Jameson used her “brass knuckles” iPhone case as actual brass knuckles to beat up her assistant. The Orange county district attorney has declined to prosecute Jameson, yet her assistant Markham is now currently pursuing a restraining order against her employer. The cases have previously been banned from eBay due to their use as a weapon […]
Monday, we learned the porn preferences of the denizens of Vatican City, via a little digging around in their torrenting history by TorrentFreak. Among the titles downloaded was TPH: Tiffany Starr and Sheena Shaw (that’s “Transsexual Pussy Hunters,” for those of you who are unfamiliar), which, yes, features M-to-F transsexual porn actress Tiffany Starr. Chase Hoffberger at the […]
