The enormously popular boy band One Direction is playing the “Today” show tomorrow. Some people are very excited about this. A select few are so excited, in fact, that they’re currently posted up on Rockefeller Plaza, camping to ensure they’ll be among the first in line to get in. Some of them have been there since Monday.

Naturally, ANIMAL headed to the plaza to ask about the group, the extent of  the Directioners’ devotion, and whether Beliebers are really a bunch of chumps.

No joke: one of the tweens said she’d drink their pee. Watch the video above.

(Video: Aymann Ismail/ANIMALNewYork)