ANIMAL is proud to welcome our new contributor Daniel Kolitz. You may have ROFLed at his renowned Printed Internet Tumblr featuring Kickstarter During the Great Depression: Very Tiny Coffin for My Firstborn SonBREAKING: I, ARIANNA HUFFINGTON, CAN LITERALLY NOT BELIEVE HOW DRINK I AM RIGHT NOW and more. Welcome to the Printed Internet, now on ANIMAL. How’s your Klout score?