This seems like a very good time to buy vacuum sealed JAMES FRANCO man of the world cover with all BUSHWICK foods including homemade chocolate chip cookies and local anchoviesIt’s a ready-made and it’s only $75. 

Artist Brad Troemel started selling sculptural objects on his BSTJ Etsy store as a project for group blog The Jogging awhile ago, but yeah, Spring Breakers, so yeah. This one’s brand new. It’s Franco-fresh.

Not all objects are vacuum-sealed, but I love that aesthetic, this synesthesia in plastic bundling. The “product” fetish. Clean. Poetic. Precise.

Here are a few other favorites.

vacuum sealed BLACKHEART BEAUTY teal temporary hair color
(hot topic) on back of January issue of FRIEZE
 
$45

Phunky little splash of color makes for much fun.

 vacuum sealed HUNTER and COOK with Green Flowers and IPOD Mini
(Item available to Canadians only) Broken Social Scene Fan Club 
$250

Heard the new Destroyer album?


vacuum sealed arena HOMME magazine with 6 inch SUBWAY MEATBALL sandwich
and promiscuous penetrating rose (living at the edge or move over)
 
$60

Aw it’s so perfect today!

vacuum sealed DORITOSLOCOS taco MASTER LOCKED shut (Key Sold Separately)
Highly Significant (Consider The Consequences of Tardiness)
 $65.00

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