Believe it or not, being thrust into a parasitic relationship with a tiny helpless human is not the end of life as you know it. At noon on Wednesday, March 26th, some movie-loving breeders of New York City have the option of seeing Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac Volume 1 — with their babies!

The special lunchtime “Rattle & Reel” screening at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema is free, for the babies. Unless, you believe that the residual effects of several hour-long avalanche of explicit, compulsive, sadomasochistic sexual activity will actually take a toil on the generally clueless creatures between their constant sleeping and pooping.