Watch as this computer-voiced character describes why Artie Lange’s suicide attempt was lame and argues how he’s just trying to imitate fellow overweight, self-destructive comedians like John Belusi and Chris Farley, because “everyone knows that when a grotesquely fat-looking guy talks you almost automatically laugh.” |YouTube|
As you may have heard, comedian and Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange attempted to kill himself last weekend by repeatedly plunging a knife into himself. The suicide attempt was first reported by the New York Post on Page Six, and now Stern isn’t too pleased with the paper for their disclosure. Read more »
A few days ago it was reported that Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange, one of the funniest and fucked up people in the entertainment business, had been rushed to the hospital. Now we know why…a suicide attempt. If that wasn’t sad and tragic enough as it is, the manner in which Lange tried to do himself in is ever more disturbing: he stabbed himself 9 times. Read more »
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