Oh, well, this doesn’t feel right. A band called Dead Sea Lions has just put out this sleek, fashiony music video and it features lots of model-esque ladies and gents involved in suggestive caressing and suspiciously sensual frolicking with dogs. Read more »
The promotional posters for Lindsay Lohan’s yet-to-be-filmed Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno have just spored. Shot by Tyler Shields, the same “friend” and celebrity weasel photographer that had Lohan sucking on a gun and rolling around in lingerie and fake blood earlier. One of these Inferno promo posters is an homage to Deep Throat. The other poster has a wigged Lohan about to engage in pornography (at gunpoint.) Read more »
Two years ago, yes, just TWO YEARS AGO, the Tennessee state legislature passed a law making it illegal for residents of that state to bone animals. Since that time prosecutors across the state have been hesitant to enforce the law, lest too many of their friends and relatives get locked up I’m assuming. However, it’s become apparent that horse-fucking is so out of control there that the state is finally going to begin enforcing the law. Or something. |USA Today|
As if there wasn’t already enough reasons to hate New Jersey, here’s another: the state is obviously pro-bestiality. A crazy judge dismissed an even crazier cop who was accused of forcing baby cows to give him a blowjob. The Daily News reports that he “allegedly stuck his penis in the mouths of five calves in Southampton in 2006.” But according to sicko Judge James J. Morley, although the sex act is certainly “disgusting” he’s not convinced its animal cruelty. To articulate his demented ruling, he made an equally deranged comment about milk or something, which seems utterly inappropriate considering the context: Read more »
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