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11.12.10 Lauri Apple

Dynamic Florida Congressman-elect Allen West, who had to resign from the Army after he threatened to kill an Iraqi, hired a radio host lady who shared his habit of promoting “violent insurrection” to be his chief of staff. But she’s gone all martyr and said no. It’s too bad, because they sound perfect for each […]

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11.03.10 Lauri Apple

Yesterday’s election results, OMG. Mostly terrible, with the Republicans winning lots of Congressional seats and governor’s races and people (?) like Sarah Palin saying smarmy crap on their Twitters all night long, bragging about refudiation. GOP in the muthafuckin’ House, for real. […]

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11.02.10 Lauri Apple

The votes haven’t been counted, but I’m gonna predict that our mad-as-hell friend Carl Paladino is not going to become the governor of New York today. Aw, don’t cry! (Seriously, no waterworks.) […]

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10.26.10 Lauri Apple

Bathroom-going hug monster Carl Paladino told the New York Times that if he were governor, and the legislature couldn’t settle on a budget after 60 days, he’d just shut down the goddamned government, all vaffanculo-like. […]

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10.25.10 Bucky Turco

His hometown paper doesn’t endorse him, fellow GOP candidates are worried that he’s dragging them down, but at least Carl Paladino can rest easy knowing that residents from his ancestral city in Italy are backing him. The New York Times had to travel all the way to the remote village of Santa Croce di Magliano […]

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10.20.10 Bucky Turco

Voters aren’t so impressed with Carl Paladino and his pissy performance at the debates according to the latest Siena Poll, which has him trailing by 37 points. […]

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10.19.10 Lauri Apple

During last night’s gubernatorial debate, Republican candidate Carl Paladino stepped away from the stage and went to the bathroom. Luckily, Eyewitness New York Times was on the scene to investigate. […]

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Lauri Apple

Rent Is Too Damn High Party candidate Jimmy McMillan dazzled viewers of last night’s gubernatorial debate with his beard: a synthesis of steampunk, Santa Claus, and Chester Arthur. […]

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10.18.10 Bucky Turco

Tonight’s gubernatorial debate (starts at 7PM) will feature the wackiness of Andrew Cuomo and Carl Paladino, as well as five other colorful candidates with no chances of winning, virtually ensuring a seven-way spectacle. […]

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Lauri Apple

Here’s a screen shot of the News page (click to enlarge) on Republican gubernatorial Carl Paladino’s campaign website, Paladino for the Straight People dot com. It shows that nobody’s posted anything since October 8—before Speedogate and Emailgate II (?) and some other -gates. […]

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