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11.11.10 Lauri Apple

It’s Veteran’s Day! Governmental everything–the schools, the courts, the city offices, the garbage-collection department–is closed. Oh, but not the jails–those are always open. Take your pet bald eagle to the parade and then buy him a Harley Davidson bandanna and some apple pie, for Liberty. And discuss these news developments. […]

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11.16.09 Cajun Boy

Last week, America found itself subjected to an unrelenting parade of righteous sanctimony, staggering idiocy and unabashed martyrdom in the form of Carrie Prejean’s dumb book publicity tour. Now this week it’s Sarah Palin turn, and you just know that Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess will not stand for some upstart blonde prolific sex tape-maker […]

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11.14.09 Cajun Boy

Remember last year during the campaign when self-proclaimed common man John McCain couldn’t remember how many houses he owned? Well, that number turned out to be seven. […]

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11.12.09 Cajun Boy

Ha! The imbecilic crazy-train that is Carrie Prejean continues to roll onward toward a steep cliff…fresh from quitting on Larry King mid-interview, the new Golden Twat of American Conservatism has abruptly canceled a speaking engagement scheduled for this afternoon in Washington D.C., where she was supposed to whine to a group of Republican congressmen and […]

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Cajun Boy

Disgraced pageant broad turned systematically persecuted champion of conservatism Carrie Prejean is still out there promoting her dumb book about how liberals want to destroy her because she’s hot and loves Jesus, just like Sarah Palin, and tonight she just lost it completely live on national television. […]

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11.10.09 Cajun Boy

Oh good lord…Carrie Prejean was on The View today braying on and on and on about her sex tape and how she’s a victim and how liberals hate people like her and Sarah Palin merely because they’re conservative women. Click through to watch if you’d like to loathe her even more than you already do. […]

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11.09.09 Cajun Boy

Tonight disgraced pageant broad Carrie Prejean, the most wind-maligned human in the history of the universe, was on Sean Hannity’s show, as she often is, to discuss some horrible book she’s “written” about her ascension into martyrdom that’s hitting the bookstores. […]

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10.20.09 Cajun Boy

Well here’s a little news item that confirms something we’ve all pretty much already known: pageants are all about the hulking, mammoth titties baby! OH YEAH! Why else would the shameless flesh peddlers who run the Miss California pageant pay $5,200, which they’re now demanding repayment of, for Carrie Prejean to go out and get […]

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05.08.09 Bucky Turco

Each week, ANIMAL will rank the world’s most despicable, deplorable, and undesirable human beings walking the earth, making the news. Behold: Evil Empirical. […]

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