Sarah Palin To Show Carrie Prejean How America’s Real Wingnut Princess Promotes A Book

Last week, America found itself subjected to an unrelenting parade of righteous sanctimony, staggering idiocy and unabashed martyrdom in the form of Carrie Prejean’s dumb book publicity tour. Now this week it’s Sarah Palin turn, and you just know that Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess will not stand for some upstart blonde prolific sex tape-maker from California trying to take away her crown as the Golden Twat of modern American conservatism. Carrie, consider yourself on notice…It is on! Read more »

Carrie Prejean Has More Sex Tapes Than John McCain Has Houses

Remember last year during the campaign when self-proclaimed common man John McCain couldn’t remember how many houses he owned? Well, that number turned out to be seven. Read more »

Carrie Prejean Inches Closer to Completing Her Complete Metamorphosis Into Sarah Palin

Ha! The imbecilic crazy-train that is Carrie Prejean continues to roll onward toward a steep cliff…fresh from quitting on Larry King mid-interview, the new Golden Twat of American Conservatism has abruptly canceled a speaking engagement scheduled for this afternoon in Washington D.C., where she was supposed to whine to a group of Republican congressmen and women about her ongoing, Christ-like persecution at the hands of meanie liberals. That’s so Palin! Soon Carrie’s only public utterings will come via Facebook and Twitter, just like her maverick-y hero. |TMZ|

Carrie Prejean Refuses to Shut the Hell Up

Oh good lord…Carrie Prejean was on The View today braying on and on and on about her sex tape and how she’s a victim and how liberals hate people like her and Sarah Palin merely because they’re conservative women. Click through to watch if you’d like to loathe her even more than you already do. Read more »

America’s Genitals Recoil in Horror as Carrie Prejean Discusses Her Sex Tape With Sean Hannity

Tonight disgraced pageant broad Carrie Prejean, the most wind-maligned human in the history of the universe, was on Sean Hannity’s show, as she often is, to discuss some horrible book she’s “written” about her ascension into martyrdom that’s hitting the bookstores. Read more »

Pageant People Demand Compensation for Carrie Prejean’s Massive, Heaving Breasts

Well here’s a little news item that confirms something we’ve all pretty much already known: pageants are all about the hulking, mammoth titties baby! OH YEAH! Why else would the shameless flesh peddlers who run the Miss California pageant pay $5,200, which they’re now demanding repayment of, for Carrie Prejean to go out and get the ole SoCal double stack? Couldn’t that money have been better spent by hiring a tutor to try to beat the staggering stupidity out of her? |Daily News|