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For his first meeting as a member of the MTA board, former Governor David Paterson will be taking the subway. Given his new position, Paterson is placing a priority on getting to know the system he’ll be working for. “I thought it was necessary that I get a sense of what riders are experiencing and […]

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Did you watch Saturday Night Live? Of course you didn’t, so here’s what you missed. There was mostly a bunch of unfunny skits and then the Weekend Update with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler and guest appearances by both Governor Patersons. […]

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Governor David Paterson attended church in Brooklyn on Sunday and told the congregation that he has no plans to resign and will complete his term, vowing to “fulfill the mission in which God placed me.” God? Does that that make Ashley Dupré an archangel? |NYT| […]

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As if Governor David Paterson wasn’t having a hard enough week, he decided to up his gaffe factor even further in this unfortunate photo op during the opening of a chain restaurant at Kennedy airport on Friday, which begs the question: Are his handlers blind too? |NYDN| […]

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Enjoy the SNL skits while you can, because David Paterson isn’t going to be the governor of New York much longer. The domestic abuse scandal swirling around his top aide David Johnson and then girlfriend Sherr-una Booker continues to grow. It appears that the governor attempted to intervene on Johnson’s behalf and had at least […]

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When Eliot Spitzer was caught with an overpriced hooker and resigned, David Paterson stepped in, making him New York State’s first black governor and the first Freemason to hold the governorship in sixty years. Well, that’s all coming to an end soon and today he will announce that he’s not seek election for a full […]

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Remember a couple of weeks ago when all sorts of rumors were flying about a salacious expose that the New York Times was working on about Gov. David Paterson. Are he and his wife swingers? Is he a drug addict? Is there a lovechild with a mistress? Well, not that these things all couldn’t be […]

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Rumors are swirling that the New York Times is working on a scandalous bombshell of a story that could derail David Paterson’s political career. So what could it possibly be about, seeing that everyone already knows that Paterson’s a renowned poon-hound and that he and his wife have both engaged in affairs in the past? […]

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New Yorkers don’t like their hand being forced, even if it’s their messiah who’s doing the forcing, and according to a new Marist poll: “Of registered voters across the political spectrum, 62 percent say that Obama should stay out of the governor’s race.” |DailyIntel| […]

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America’s favorite blind governor says that, despite Obama’s efforts to get him to do otherwise, he is running to hold onto the office he inherited after Eliot Spitzer’s hooker-nailing proclivities were revealed to the world. Asked about it by the New York Times, Paterson said, “I am running for governor right now. I have no […]

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