BP launched its official sorry campaign today and for their new spot, CEO Tony Hayward apologizes for destroying the southern coast of the U.S. while bird sounds can be heard in the background, but we prefer this more honest execution by the Fake American Apparel ads maker Imp Kerr (and associates). It’s so much more to the point. Additional “Butt Phuck” below. Read more »
The fake American Apparel ad artist plastered a fake AA ad babe over a real AA ad babe at a soon-to-open AA retail outlet on the corner of Broadway and Howard St. And, for the second time this week, the jokester has punked Jasper Johns. Previously, he/she mooned one of JJ’s Target pieces. This time, the prolific prankster playfully pussified Johns’s 1958 work “Three Flags.” Putting on my art critic kerchief for a sec, here’s an interpretation: Because of the artist’s red motif, the flags are of course missing their blue star fields. But, I believe, “blue” is represented here by the artist’s starkly pornographic oeuvre, right? God Bless America. After the jump, view the chesty reimagining of this future AA store’s front door.
OK, confession: I wouldn’t have know that this lascivious layout was a tribute/rebuke of Johns’s 1974 painting “Target” if the Stereo Hellers hadn’t tipped me off; I would have assumed it was a reference to Olympics archery. Johns joins Andy Warhol, Jeff Koons, and Damien Hirst on the fake American Apparel ad prankster’s pop art hit list. I’m getting art/ad/commerce vertigo! As you artsy people already know, neo-Dadaist popster Johns has painted lots of targets and American flags that have sold for ungodly sums. But honestly, it’s the nether-region bullseye of this panties-less, eyeless fake American Apparel lass that my art-loving eyes are fixated on. Reaching for my paddle…After the jump, take a look at a second fake AA ad poster that features another bawdy babe blasting a bullet hole through Richard Prince’s “Untitled (Cowboy)”—a photograph of a portion of a Marlboro ad that sold for…$1.2 million fucking dollars.
For the first time, the fake American Apparel ad prankster hits Brooklyn. And for the first time, he/she hits one of the AA stores directly (that’s the Smith St. location). I like this simpler close-up graphic look the artist is exploring—because just like with the real American Apparel amateur porn ads, showing items of clothing is basically inconsequential. Judging by the fingernails, that appears to be a woman’s hand tweaking the perfectly formed nipple. Is this the second sapphic interaction the artist has depicted in this splendid series? Or is that the topless woman’s own hand? Only the artist knows for sure. Bravo! More!
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