At 5pm today I tuned in to Glenn Beck’s program on Fox News eager to see how the right wing’s modern version of P.T. Barnum would spin last night’s epic failure by the human dildo robot he personally programmed and installed to win the race for New York’s 23rd House district. But when the show started, I, as well as millions of Beck death-cultists who tune in to his show each day, got a bit of a surprise: instead of Glenn Beck’s big, stupid fuckface greeting us, we were greeted by the big, stupid fuckface of Judge Andrew Napolitano, who explained that Beck had been overcome with appendicitis earlier in the day and was in the hospital following emergency surgery. Read more »
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