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09.24.09 Will Sherman

An alcohol-based hand sanitizer intended to fight against Swine Flu has been banned from a British prison after inmates began scarfing it down and started a drunken brawl. Inmates at the Verne Prison on Isle of Portland, Dorset have reportedly “been placing their mouths over the dispensers and consuming it” and according to one prison […]

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09.23.09 Will Sherman

Elmo makes a fashion statement as the Swine Flu-tainted street art of K74 infects Venice Beach. |Unurth| […]

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08.31.09 Will Sherman

Ignoring requests to stop terrifying the masses, the World Health Organization reports that one third of Earth’s denizens will eventually catch swine flu. But don’t worry too much: a tenth of New Yorkers already caught the H1N1 virus and mostly didn’t die. |NYP| […]

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