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07.14.10 Kari Ferrell

Sometimes you see a photo of a person on the internet, and they look like they’re taking it in the ass from an overweight Linkin Park fan who has MS, and you think to yourself, “What made them believe that was good enough to post online?” We live in an age that promotes narcissism, and […]

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06.18.10 Bucky Turco

How dare ANIMAL’s own Kari Ferrell go nude for someone else and not even mention it. Right before she left town to make good with the authorities in Utah so she can come back and prey on bearded Brooklyn boys for good, Kari got very naked for nightlife and artsy-porn site, Driven By Boredom, while […]

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03.05.10 Bucky Turco

Fresh off her stint at Gawker, Kari did some live reporting for DJ Mayonnaise Hands to kick off the city’s art fairs—there’s so many a map is needed—which not only reinforces my point, but also makes me think I should have made her signed an exclusivity agreement. […]

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03.04.10 Bucky Turco

Kari Ferrell is so irrelevant. Why do you let her ruin your blog? She has nothing to say. I hate her. Please stop!… This is just a fraction of the banter I hear on the regular. She made an appearance on Gawker today and take a look at the numbers. Now, any questions? […]

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02.02.10 Cajun Boy

Who says print journalism is dead? It’s not at the New York Post, which sent intrepid reporter Mandy Stadtmiller to spend a night with America’s first legalized male prostitute, “Markus.” Oh boy. […]

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01.26.10 Bucky Turco

Shockingly, not everyone is happy about ANIMAL’s decision to bring Kari Ferrell into the fold, and a concerned reader wrote in to let us know how much she’s going to destroy everything and bankrupt the company. Worry not dear reader, all the company’s money is stowed away in a shoe box and protected by a […]

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01.25.10 Kari Ferrell

I, Kari Ferrell, am now writing for ANIMAL. I have no idea what this daily column is going to be about. I have many ideas—who I’d like to have sex with, but shouldn’t; an enlightening piece on various deli meats; daily haikus; what I’d like to steal—but am not sure which one I’m going to […]

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11.30.09 Bucky Turco

Newly rehabilitated grifter, Kari Ferrell, begins her official comeback tour, on Inside Edition, tonight. The gossipy, kinda-newsy show landed the first post-jail interview and gave her top billing over their next most important story: the custom tailored suit that Obama may or may not wear to accept the Nobel Peace Prize. You can watch the […]

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11.20.09 Bucky Turco

Kari Farrell was released from her Salt Lake City jail cell early this morning, after serving six or so months for grifting people. An official confirmed that she’d been released. Soon, Farrell may be back in NYC filling her hallway with the hot dogs of many a bearded man once again. You’ve been warned! Photo […]

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11.09.09 Bucky Turco

In her latest correspondence from the Salt Lake City Correctional Facility, Kari Ferrell covers a myriad of topics including details on her charming inmates, future employment opportunities, and her beef with ANIMAL for enlisting another minority—apparently she assumes Cajun Boy is a pygmy or something. She also submitted a surreal sketch that will either delight […]

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