Narcissism In the Digital Age: Let’s Talk About How Awesome I Am

Sometimes you see a photo of a person on the internet, and they look like they’re taking it in the ass from an overweight Linkin Park fan who has MS, and you think to yourself, “What made them believe that was good enough to post online?”

We live in an age that promotes narcissism, and are by far the most self-absorbed generation in the world’s history. Before the 2000′s, photo shoots were reserved for the few individuals people actually cared to see, and the only time your wrist bent in the awkward position necessary to take the now obligatory self-portrait, was when you were jerking off. Read more »

Kari’s Naked J Photos

How dare ANIMAL’s own Kari Ferrell go nude for someone else and not even mention it. Right before she left town to make good with the authorities in Utah so she can come back and prey on bearded Brooklyn boys for good, Kari got very naked for nightlife and artsy-porn site, Driven By Boredom, while waiting for the J train. NSFW gallery here.

Male Prostitute Totally Impressed by NY Post Reporter’s Nether-Flower

Who says print journalism is dead? It’s not at the New York Post, which sent intrepid reporter Mandy Stadtmiller to spend a night with America’s first legalized male prostitute, “Markus.” Oh boy. Read more »

Let the Grifting Begin!

I, Kari Ferrell, am now writing for ANIMAL. I have no idea what this daily column is going to be about. I have many ideas—who I’d like to have sex with, but shouldn’t; an enlightening piece on various deli meats; daily haikus; what I’d like to steal—but am not sure which one I’m going to go with. So for now, you get the Korean Abdul-Jabbar clusterfuck. Read more »

Tonight On Inside Edition: The Hipster Grifter and Obama’s Suit!

Newly rehabilitated grifter, Kari Ferrell, begins her official comeback tour, on Inside Edition, tonight. The gossipy, kinda-newsy show landed the first post-jail interview and gave her top billing over their next most important story: the custom tailored suit that Obama may or may not wear to accept the Nobel Peace Prize. You can watch the teaser for both stories online now and read how the “internet sensation known for con-games, bad checks and her hot talk comes clean.” I reached out to Kari and asked her how she would have introed herself. She wrote back, “They should have just said I was a lady-boy, who came over to America in a crate.” Update: It was pushed back, stay tuned.