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01.12.11 Lauri Apple

Remember how Michael Douglas’s son called his crystal meth products “bath salts“? No? Oh, well, he did. Anyway, it’s come to light that some people in Louisiana are now selling bath salts that are actually drugs, for real. […]

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12.13.10 Lauri Apple

This portrait of a glowing-eyed ghoul was supposedly taken by someone hunting deer in Berwick, La. and sent to the local TV news station. For a while, people thought it was an actual alien from the planet Gnosis. […]

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12.18.09 Cajun Boy

A study conducted by European economists found that New Yorkers are generally more miserable than people from other states. Shocking, right? Conversely, people from Louisiana ranked as the happiest of all, but that’s because Louisianians are too drunk to give a shit about how fucked they are. Also, Louisiana has good food and the local […]

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10.16.09 Cajun Boy

A justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, a stretch of land bordering Mississippi in the northern portion of Louisiana’s boot best known for unleashing Britney Spears upon the world, has refused to grant a marriage license to an interracial couple out of “concern for the children.” […]

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