Video of Presidential Ass Gazing Exonerates Obama, But Not Sarkozy

The hard hitting journalists at Good Morning America produced a video that appears to clear President Barack Obama of any wrongdoing from the already infamous ass-staring incident at the G8 Summit. But President Nicolas Sarkozy? Not so much. The slow motion replays shows the Frenchman peering wildly at Brazilian junior delegate Mayara Tavares, whereas Obama looks like he’s just being cordial and letting her pass. Now if they can dig up some footage to explain this photo, the president won’t have any explaining to do. See the video evidence below. Read more »

By on July 10, 2009 at 12:19 pm
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Mayara Tavares: UNICEF Asset and Presidential Head Turner

Mayara Tavares, G8 Summit

Meet Mayara Tavares. She’s the 17-year-old junior delegate from Brazil whose ass caught the attention and gaze of President Barack Obama at the G8 Summit. As it turns out, she is a community organizer “who lives in the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro,” according to her UNICEF bio (PDF doc). And now that the infamous photo has thoroughly made its way around the internet in less than 12 hours, she can add international sex symbol to her resume. Judging by this photo, that would include women admirers too. See more photos of the diplomatic dime piece below. Update: Video evidence exonerates Obama. Read more »

By on July 10, 2009 at 8:00 am
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President Obama Exemplifies ‘When In Rome’ Cliché

Barack Obama appears to be one one those ‘it’s ok to look but not touch kind of guys,’ but boy did he get caught looking at a G8 function. The usually disciplined diplomat was photographed acting like pervy Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi as this sexily-shaped female passed by and French President Nicolas Sarkozy smirked mischievously. Or as Reuters reports: “U.S. President Barack Obama and France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy take their places with junior G8 delegates.” Click below to see the young woman that broke our president’s neck and looks just good from the front too. Update: Video evidence exonerates Obama.
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By on July 9, 2009 at 9:06 pm
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