Handwriting Analysts Wanted

As the endless, breathless search continues for Kari Ferrell, the “Hipster Grifter” also known as “Korean Abdul-Jabbar,” here’s one crucial piece of evidence: the original “I want to give you a handjob with my mouth” note, which was, amazingly, sitting right there on Flickr since November 3rd 2008. Now, those with Cafe Press T-shirt accounts have a template to work from. Update: Two of her last known roommates speak out.

Photo by wadehammer

Pro-Car ‘Observer’ Sees ‘Summer Streets’ As Communist

Not everyone is a fan of NYC’a car clearing Summer Streets program. The Observer’s Eliot Brown did a profile on DOT Commissioner Janette Sadik-Khan and compares her support of the health promoting initiative to the founder of the Red Army:

“On the ideological scale of transportation planning, her policies err far closer to Trotsky than Reagan. She is decidedly pro-bike and pro-pedestrian, and thus inherently anti-automobile, earning her constant praise from the normally critical transit advocates.”

Makes sense, just look at what all those Red Chinese are being forced to ride around on. |Streetsblog|
Photo: Shield

Shocker: New Observer Pub’s Rich Jailbird Dad Not Breaking Rocks on Weekends

Charles Kushner, convicted real estate mogul and father of New York Observer owner Jared Kushner, likes to enjoy fresh air on the weekends in the comfort of his own home according to one of our tipsters.
Like many well behaved white collar criminals, he only spends weekdays at the half-way house, but on weekends, he is free to frolic at his two-acre oceanfront estate in Long Branch, NJ. His mini-mansion is fashioned in a classic Spanish style complete with stucco walls and red roof. Plus, there’s a giant pool with picturesque views of the Atlantic.
Of course there is. It’s just a shame that such a bastion of contemporary well-to-doism will never experience the long-lasting companionship that occurs on those memorable Saturday shower rape sessions.