Park Slope Perv Still Groping Away

Police are still on the lookout for the elusive pervert of Park Slope who has been terrorizing area women over the past six months. They’ve released three sketches in all and have asked residents to look for a particular trait or walk. That’s a great idea, assuming the sleezeball doesn’t approach you from behind and fondle you. Also, we’re no criminologists, but they look like three different people, all of which might make this case that more difficult to crack.

Brooklyn Hotel Price-Gauged During Rainstorm

A hotel in Park Slope that normally charges around $250 a night, upped its rate to $999 a room on Saturday for anyone seeking shelter from the hurricane that never was. When the Daily News reached Hotel Le Bleu by phone, a woman who answered didn’t seem all that sympathetic. “If you can pay, then it’s on you,” said the employee. “There was a lady that booked two nights at that rate.” Oh, did she? Well, our bad, that totally makes it okay then.

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Watch a Hawk Tear Its Meal Apart On Video

A Brooklyn resident was fortunate enough to catch a rare glimpse of NYC wildlife in action when a hawk tore up up a bird while sitting atop an air conditioner in Park Slope. (Video: dlgbklyn/YouTube)

Park Slope Bike Lane Destroying the Lives of Innocents

Everyone knows that bicycles are more dangerous than cars. Nevertheless, the city created a bike lane along Prospect Park West, ostensibly to put stroller moms and old people in harm’s way. Now empowered Park Slope residents are protesting. Reclaim the streets!
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Brooklyn Bar: Enough With the Babies…After 5PM

Just about everyone knows that if there’s one thing that can just kill the atmosphere in a bar, it’s a goddamn baby! Well, that and the asshole who plays Barry Manilow songs on the jukebox, but I digress. Anyway, a bar in Windsor Terrace has had enough of the baby-in-bars menace and is putting its foot down: No more babies in the bar…after 5pm. Wait, what? Read more »

Good Luck Finding A Parking Spot In Park Slope

The free ride is over for Park Slope’s car driving residents, with alternative side of the street parking signs returned to their rightful spots after a two month suspension. However, there’s some reprieve with many of the new signs requiring only a 1.5 hour street cleaning window and cars required to move only 1x a week. The war is on! |NYDN|

Park Slope Mommies Ok With Dildo Shop

Hoping to cash in on horny Park Slope residents, sex shop Babeland is opening up shop on Bergen Street. One mami had this to say about the shop: “It’s normal. It’s healthy. I might visit it myself,” she said. She had one caveat: “As long as it’s sort of tasteful.” |NYDN|

Public Sentiments: Skin Head Drama


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p.s.
Pro Hezbollah on a phone.
Ground Zero scrawl.
Time to go back to school.
In Park Slope they just write on the sidewalk.