Levi Johnston to Go Full Dong in Playgirl Spread

On Saturday, while I was in a bar watching a football game of all places, a friend casually mentioned to me that his boyfriend (Yes, I watch football with a gay male friend…so New York, no?) had a friend who is in some way involved with the Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot, and that this friend said that the magazine had upped its initial financial offer to Johnston (I’m told they offered $150k for dick pics) in order to persuade him to go full-frontal nude for the spread, and that Johnston had accepted the offer. I sent out a couple of emails seeking confirmation on this, but the New York Post today seems to have confirmed it for me: the father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild will soon be showing off his own Alaskan pipeline in the pages of Playgirl. Read more »

A Determined to Remain Irrevelant Levi Johnston to Pose For Playgirl, Pitch Nuts

Hey remember Levi Johnston, the Alaskan cock-gangsta who knocked up the daughter of Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess? Well, earlier in the week he was revealed as the new posterboy for protected nuts and we did everything we could to ignore it, because frankly, I’m kind of over Levi. But now today we’ve learned that Levi is going to take it off for Playgirl, and we just can’t ignore this. Read more »