Check out Arrested Motion’s exhibit pics and positive notes about Shaquille O’Neal’s curatorial debut: good use of space, nice mix of mediums, solid focus, long lines. And yes, there are large boobs too.
Publicist Pimps Client With Tales of Sexy Shaq Encounters
If you’ve got some money and want to hear about Shaq’s alleged sexscapades with his newly unveiled mistress, Dominica Wrestling, Hype Inc. PR has got you covered…for $5000. According to this pitch email she’s ready to “spill the beans.” So we inquired about the purchase and were informed it does include both the dirty details and a nude photo. Give them a call now! See the full solicitation below. Update: It gets even steamier. After calling to confirm the price, I received an email from them direct with some additional details! Read more »
“Now with FunMobility’s ringtones, you can hear Shaq asking, “Kobe, tell me how my a$$ tastes,” whenever you get a call,” wrote a PR flack for what could be one of the worst ideas for a ringtone to date. FunMobility, some sort of cell phone content creator or something, decided to poison the world with the now infamous freestyle, turning it into a monotonous ringtone that can be downloaded for free, furthering the reach of this cacophonic phenomena and the idea that Shaq is, even remotely, a rapper in the first place. So for you commuters who have to brave elevated subway rides home often accompanied with blaring cell phone rings of varying obnoxiousness already, now you know who to blame if this starts playing.
Shaq Attack On Kobe Rap
Shaquille O’Neal claims he was just kidding in the above “fresstyle” of him dissing former teammate Kobe Bryant. Afterall, he claims, “that is what MC’s do,” adding, “Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.” Kidding or not, America’s most famous asshole sheriff, Joe Arpaio, says he wants the symbolic deputy’s badge back that he gave to Shaq because of the basketball giant’s improper “racial conduct.” |Nahright|
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