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Retail C*nts

When it comes to shopping at fancy pants boutiques, the customer is never right. In fact, they’re often treated as a nuisance that is just there to distract the clerks from drinking lattes and playing with their iPhone behind the counter all day. Read more »

Spencer’s Gifts Coming To Soho. Why!?

This morning, the Observer posted about Spencer’s Gifts moving into Soho. They blamed everyone’s least favorite neighbors, NYU, for the store’s Broadway debut. But what’s the point of having a Spencer’s Gifts in NYC? Isn’t that what Ricky’s is for? Was walking to St. Marks to get trashy jewelry and backlight posters of Bob Marley too far of a walk for y’all? Spencer’s Gifts can’t survive in the sea of random crap stores that New York already has. It’s a long time mall favorite and seeing the whoopee cushions again will be nice, but get us a fucking Orange Julius already.

Corporate Clothes Place Installs Big Beachy Thing

The Columbus Dispatch of Ohio (land of NYC’s hyper-defensive sixth borough) has reported on New York City’s brand-new Hollister store on 5th Avenue, which tells you something about what’s going on in Ohio. Read more »

Urban Outfitters Gets Into the Bicycle Business

Urban Outfitters, one of the leading retailers of plagiarized t-shirts and clothing designs, is now selling color customized fixed gear bikes. Partnering with Florida-based online bike store Republic Bike, the new retail chain’s website offers customers an online interface to easily choose a garish combination of colors for their $399 ride. The new 24-pound bikes are then pieced together on a first-come first-served basis and shipped out. But so far, the Urban Outfitters Bicycle Shop hasn’t exactly won the support of the biking community. Their take below. Read more »