Kate Hudson and Her Magic Vagina Dump A-Rod

Kate Hudson, the greatest slump-buster ever known to man, has kicked New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez to the curb, reportedly because of his “roving eye.” Shocking, right? Read more »

Is Kate Hudson’s Vagina the Greatest Slump-Buster of All-Time?

Back in the 1990s, former Chicago Cubs first baseman Mark Grace coined the term “slump-buster” to describe a ritual in which he and other ball players mired in hitting slumps would go out and sleep with the most dowdy baseball groupies they could find, thinking that by giving something back to the universe in the form of throwing these women a bone, the universe would in turn help them come out of their hitting slumps. Now, considering that the Yankees were sucking so dreadfully bad early in the season, only to turn it around right around the time that Alex Rodriguez starting dating Kate Hudson, and considering that A-Rod has in the past been one of the biggest post-season choke artists in baseball history, only to turn that legendary streak of failure around this post-season with K-Hud in the stands cheering him on, is it safe to go ahead and label Kate Hudson as one of the greatest, if not the greatest, slump-busters of all-time? Read more »