Beyonce, Lady Gaga & Taylor Swift Predictably Dominate Grammy Nominations

The nominees for next year’s Grammy awards, to be held on Jan. 31st, were announced last night, with Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift combining for 23 total nominations. Kanye West also scored six nominations, setting the stage for a possible Beyonce/Kanye/Taylor Swift “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish, but…” redux. |LA Times|

Jay-Z Defends Kanye West: “He Didn’t Kill Anybody”

When it comes to controversy and such, rapper Jay-Z often likes to step back, let the drama build, and then weigh in a week or media cycle later. And so he did, reminding people that Kanye may have raped Tayor Swift’s soul, but it’s not like he drove a knife through her beating heart: “I think it was rude but the way they’re treating him… He’s on the cover of every paper. He didn’t kill anybody. No one got harmed.” |BBC|

And Now We Have Video of President Obama Calling Kanye West a Jackass

You just have to love this whole Kanye West/Taylor Swift VMA scandal thing as it’s the gift that just keeps on giving. Yesterday, audio leaked of President Obama calling Kanye a jackass, and now super secret VIDEO of Obama calling Kanye a jackass has emerged. Get your popcorn ready! Read more »

The Kanye West Redemption Tour Rolls On

BREAKING: Kanye West has called Taylor Swift to apologize after she told the ladies of The View that she had not heard from the Twatzi since he raped her soul in front of the entire world on Sunday night. Details of the call are not known, but we can certainly speculate, can’t we? Oh yes we can! Read more »

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Kanye West Apologizes AGAIN for Being a Soul Rapist, Compares Plight to that of Gaylord Focker

kanye_vma_taylor Why can’t you people see how sorry Kanye is? Look, he didn’t mean to destroy America’s new painfully nordic, country-crooning sweetheart, he couldn’t help it because he’s a black man from Chicago and all black men from Chicago have been programmed by Bill Ayers to destroy America! Nevertheless, Kanye has issued yet another heartfelt, all-caps apology on his blog: Read more »

Hitler Is Not Pleased That Kanye West Raped Taylor Swift’s Soul

Well you just KNEW this was coming, and it’s HILARIOUS, as always… Read more »

Choire Sicha weighed in on the Kanye West – Taylor Swift controversy at the VMA awards by creating more, arguing that it was uptight America and the producer’s fault, not the rapper’s: “At least Kanye started his tiny tirade by telling Swift “I’m going to let you finish.” MTV are the ones who actually didn’t.” |TheDailyBeast|

Kanye West Apologizes, May Have Been Drunk or High at the VMAs

So it’s only been a couple of hours since Kanye West’s raping of Taylor Swift’s soul took America’s lily-white innocence and made cocktail sausages out of it, and the reckless speculation about the incident has already begun. First, as seen in the photo accompanying this post, Kanye was palling around with a known terrorist prior to the show, and rumors are now circulating that Kanye may have been under the influence of some sort of substance at the VMAs. Oh, and Kanye issued an “apology.” Read more »

Kanye West Rapes Taylor Swift’s Soul at the MTV Video Music Awards

If you’re not watching the MTV Video Music Awards then you missed Kanye West pulling the biggest dick move in the history of dick moves by taking the microphone from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech to praise Beyonce for her video that didn’t win as “one of the greatest videos of all-time.” The staggering Twatzi (that’s “twat” + “nazi” by the way) then handed the microphone back to Taylor Swift, who appeared to be so shocked that she just stood there crying. I’ve never seen anything like it, and neither have you. Here’s the video: Read more »