Here is a heart-warming story of true Christian fellowship at Christmas. Remember a few days ago when Sen. Tom Coburn called on his fellow wingnuts to pray that a Democratic Senator would drop dead, thus making them unable to vote to break the filibuster on the health care bill? Read more »
A recent poll found that voters are more likely to vote for a candidate running under the Tea Party umbrella than they are to vote for a Republican candidate, meaning that the wingnuts will use this as validation of their wingnuttery and thus force the party even further to the fringe and away from the mainstream. The poll also indicates that America is fundamentally retarded, something most of us already knew, but whatever. |Politico|
Today the teabagger movement announced, probably on stone tablets, just like Moses delivered the Ten Commandments, that they will be holding the first ever National Tea Party Convention in Nashville this February. Read more »
Well here’s a good way to close out a rough week! Michelle Obama recently appeared on Sesame Street to talk about gardening and healthy eating. Too bad Big Bird showed up demanding to see her socialist husband’s birth certificate: Read more »
You know, I’ve seen so many of these videos of wingnuts doing what wingnuts do at wingnut events, that you’d really think that I’d be sort of desensitized to them by this point, but this one kind of shook me at a bit. There’s not really any creative editing that went on here, it’s just a mild-mannered guy with a microphone walking around through the crowd letting “real” Americans, people like many of the people in the town I grew up in, speak their mind. What resulted is both frightening and exceedingly sad. Read more »
Hey you know who loves the constitution? Teabaggers! Hell, they masturbate to the framed copies they keep above the urn holding Grandma Mable’s remains. They’re all up in that shit, braying endlessly about how the negro president wants to violate the constitution and take a big Chicago ghetto dump on America by taking away their guns and paying for abortions with taxpayer money and silencing the radio talk show hosts who tell them exactly how to think each day. But you know what they hate? People whose ideology differs from their own exercising their constitutional right to free speech by exhibiting dissent at Teabagger orgies of idiocy, like this guy who was almost crucified JESUS-style because he showed up at Glenn Beck’s 9/12 retard summit carrying a sign advocating the public option. Read more »
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