Remember what I said earlier about this being a “must-follow.” Yeah, well, I TOLD YOU! In the meantime, click through if you’d like a closer look at Tracy Morgan’s dick. Read more »

Tracy Morgan’s publicist, Lewis Kay, just announced, via Twitter, that his client “has listened to the people and is now on Twitter.” This, ladies and gentlemen, is a must-follow if there ever was one. And just for the record, I was his 52nd follower. So don’t you dare attempt to claim my spot!