New York Is a Decaying Death Spiral of Doom, Says Paladino

Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino has released a new teevee ad in which he doesn’t shove or threaten anyone and, all things considered, actually appears “composed,” as the New York Times puts it. Read more »

Vincent Gallo’s Irritating Celebrity Persona Strikes Again

Vincent Gallo’s ongoing performance piece of pretend ranting and personal attacks continues, as some interview tapes (#1 and #2) have just ‘mysteriously’ appeared and everyone is talking about what a jerk he is again. Basically, Gallo fucks with the journalist for forty minutes, spews angry bullshit, and weasels in a deliberately offensive point to Spike Jonze’s early exploitation of urban culture.

What’s the Deal, Vincent Gallo?

Check out this recent wintry group-grope production photo! That’s all to be found scouring for any fresh news about Gallo’s in-production project with Poland’s cinema master Jerzy Skolimowski. Political thriller “The Essence of Killing” shooting partially near the Dead Sea casts Gallo as a captured Taliban terrorist attempting escape. Read more »

Belvedere Blow Job Ad Gets Blow Jobbier


Just to settle the argument about whether or not the Polish vodka brand’s latest magazine ad featured an implied BJ, please consider this subway board now hanging in the Broadway/Lafayette station. Lipstick reapplied, our heroine is ready to apply her liquor-numbed lips to what is probably the liquor-numbed penis of Terry Richardson-muse Vincent Gallo. This is the rebirth of luxury, downtown bon vivants.
-Copyranter