Montana May Legalize Eating Roadkill

March 22, 2013 | Samer Kalaf

What’s Montana up to these days? Making use of dead animals that got hit by vehicles! The Senate voted 33-15 in favor of the law allowing the roadkill meat to be donated to charities and fed to the needy if the animal is salvageable. For the record, I’d totally eat elk that was clipped by a pickup truck if it was relatively fresh. There aren’t any bullets spoiling any of the good stuff. It really isn’t much grosser than “regular” meat, if you’ve seen any of those documentaries showing how our food is made.

Hopefully, New York doesn’t get any ideas. We don’t need a niche eatery serving up pigeons and goddamn rats.

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