If there’s any grown-ass man who can give a pubescent girl dating advice without looking like a total creep, it’s Thom Yorke. In the latest segment of Rookie Magazine‘s (strangely fascinating) video series “Ask A Grown Man Advice,” Thom Yorke and Nigel Godrich tackle matters of the heart a la Cosmo Girl — only way better, and with British Accents. Which, you know, makes everything sound infinitely more wise. From how to approach a secret crush to how to handle a thirst for infidelity, the two casanovas give their adorably earnest advice, providing enlightenment for shy tween girls and lustful “randy” ladies alike.
Previously featured “Grown Men” have included Paul Rudd, Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, and Judd Apatow.