Ron Swanson Gets Drunk, Pees on Everything in This Music Video

July 19, 2013 | Andy Cush

My apologies–that headline should read “Nick Offerman Gets Drunk and Pees on Everything,” but I know a thing or two about the internet and hashtags, and trending topics and that kind of stuff. Plus, Offerman’s offscreen persona seems Swanson-like enough that it’s all that misleading. I don’t know much about this band FIDLAR–and maybe you don’t either–but the real star of the show here is Nick Offerman’s penis. You know what to do.