“McGruff the Crime Dog” Arrested With Grenade Launcher, 1,000 Weed Plants

February 10, 2014 | Andy Cush

Just wonderful: John Morales, an actor who played McGruff the Crime Dog in Galveston, Texas, was sentenced to 16 years in prison recently for possession of 1,000 pot plants, a grenade launcher, 26 other weapons, and 9,000 rounds of ammunition. During Morales’s sentencing, District Judge Vanessa Gilmore told him “Everything I read about you makes you seem like a scary person.” McGruff Morales was arrested in his home in 2011 after he was pulled over for speeding and cops found cannabis seeds and blueprints for a grow operation in his car.

Didn’t he know that users are losers?

(Photo: Roswell Park)