Finally, a cure for Upworthy syndrome: Downworthy, a browser extension that tones down the hyperbolic language that started on the similarly-named viral content farm and has gradually been spreading across the internet like, well, a virus. Brilliant! Here are a few Downworthy-altered headlines from bastard-son-of-Upworthy Viral Nova:
Not bad. If you like, you might as well eradicate the word “hipster” while you’re at it.