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Porn Meets Amy Winehouse in Unofficial Music Video

Several months since the death of Amy Winehouse, videographers over at High 5 Collective are paying their respects to the performer with a slightly unsettling short starring freckled porn star Faye Reagan. Read more »

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Love Rangers Fight Perverts, Japanese Parody Porn Wins

Japan’s Power Rangers sentai erotica Love Ranger features some “verypopularTVtalent,” wink wink, and kind of beats out American-made porn parodies, if not by wankability, definitely by kitschy weirdness.  Read more »

Freebie Paper Says Porn Has Infiltrated America

The fake outrage over the parade gyrating cops just reached an all new low. Free newspaper amNY used the “incident” as a news peg for an anti-porn rant in today’s paper. Read more »

Moby Set To Make Tiny Penis Porn

Since the 90′s, people have guessed that Moby has a tiny penis. Maybe its the fact that his bald head and small frame makes him look like a scrawny phallus, but its just clear from the outside that he isn’t packing any serious heat. So it comes as no surprise that Moby now wants to direct porn that features guys who are more in his league. Read more »

James Franco Directs a Fetish Porn Doc, Says His Sex Tape Sucks

Mainstream actor James Franco told Conan that his amateur sex tape is “boring,” so he’s directing a documentary film about an “amazing facility in San Francisco” — a giant, old armory turned full production house. Franco doesn’t name drop Kink.com (link is very NSFW, BDSM, “device bondage,” “bound gang bang” and “wired pussy”), but certainly, that’s the one. Read more »

No One Bought the Marilyn Monroe Porno


There were zero bids for the so-called “Marilyn Monroe stag film” at its auction in Buenos Airies. The grainy, black-and-white 8mm clip shows a buxom blond smiling through a myriad of x-rated activities. Though surely Marilyn-esque, Marilyn she’s not. At least, not one of the prospected bidders thought so, after Monroe’s Estate has simultaneously cried that it’s fraud, copyright infringement and “underage” material. Read more »

Sexual Imagery Improves Memory

How did 23-year-old Ed Cooke really train to become the U.S. Memory Champion in less than a year? He’s a pervert! Learn it, people. Associate your most “bizarre and debauched mental images” with your target data and presto pervo! You will remember. Got a card deck to memorize? Fantasize about each of those dirty little whore cards. Turn your pin number into “elaborate sexual configurations.” The more fetishistic, the better. Albeit, don’t go whining if the winding road of your imagination leads you to “uncomfortable places.” Be a champ!

‘Pornucopia’ Art Show Terrifies Orthodox Community With Nipples

Here’re some randy artworks from the “Pornucopia” excess and porn-themed art show at the Allegra LaViola Gallery. Randy! Yet, it was the relatively tame nude pizza-face and happily-nippled skipping girl in the window display that caused vocal protesting from the adjacent Orthodox community, three visits from the police in the past two weeks and Yeshiva schoolboys banging on the glass. Read more »

Music Piracy Is Dead

No one even wants to steal music anymore, according to an internet bandwidth usage analysis commissioned by NBC. Music makes up a mere 2.9% of all copyright infringing downloads; porn makes up 35.8%. However, online content is by no means trending strictly legal: The study (PDF doc) also notes that 23.76% of all internet traffic is “infringing.” You thieves.

On Shooting Porn in Art Galleries

“Starving gallerist” Guy Bérubé is hot about saving his Ottawa gallery by renting it out as a porn set. He’s got “moral questions,” but he already rents the place out for shindigs, he’ll charge double for porn and it’s dubbed Le Petite Mort Gallery (“the little death,” what those fatalistic French call orgasms), so surely most of those “questions” can be solved with taped tarp and soap. Read more »