An atheist student group at the University of Texas at San Antonio launched their “Smut for Smut” campaign and are asking people to trade in their bibles for porno mags.
Oh Catholics! When they’re not aiding and abetting kid-fucking they’re drinking cheap wine and eating bland wafers while crying about the persecution of Catholics. I know this because I was raised in a Catholic family and was forced to attend church every Sunday, go to catechism, volunteer to be an altar boy, suck off the parish Monsignor, etc. So I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised that some Catholic groups have ridiculously taken offense to a plotline in this week’s episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm in which the forceful pee stream of Larry David, a Godless Jew, caused a painting of Jesus to be splattered with a drop of urine. |E Online|
The Curious Case of Troy Davis
Every now and again I’ll run across something that just makes me feel completely overcome with a sense of “I need to do everything I can to bring attention to this.” With that said, what I’m about to share with you is one of those things. Read more »
One of the more amusing/baffling aspects of life in the modern era is the tendency for religious dipshits to rally around any inanimate object, whether it be a grilled cheese sandwich, urban runoff or a lump of dog shit, that they believe bears some resemblance to the image of Christ. Well, now you can add Mars to the list and, as an added bonus, they also claim to see the Virgin Mary as well. ITelegraphI
Similar to the women-haters in Uganda, the Sudanese have also adopted a perverse form of Islam that mandates strict dress codes for females. A woman is facing 40 lashes for wearing “trousers that were too tight and a blouse that was too sheer” according to the country’s real life fashion police. |CNN|
Someone wheatpasted up an image of Jesus on a parking lot wall in some town you never heard of south of Boston and its got the local Christian folk going crazy. They’re treating the street art like it’s some sort of miracle and crowds have “gathered to take pictures, bring flowers and candles and pray.” Most of the people who’ve come across the divinely-inspired vandalism are so thrilled that they want it to be preserved. Click here for more photos of the papery Offspring of David. |TBC|
For an institution that has based its entire existence on lies and deception, it should come as no surprise that the head of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI, had this to say about combating AIDS in Africa with condoms, claiming it’s “a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problems.” |Faded Youth|
So it appears that the Hindu god Ganesh may not been responsible for the elephant-like growth of this Queen’s man’s plant after all. Although experts from the Queens Botanical Garden claim they’ve “never seen an amaranth take an elephant-like shape,” we learn, via this commenter, of the not so elusive Amaranthus gangeticus, that is specifically characterized by its: “[H]uge purple heads with one trunk-like appendage that looks like an elephant head!” As for the plant’s healing abilities, science can offer up a good explanation for that too: “In Bangladesh, it has been used as a leafy vegetable. Scientific study suggests that it inhibits calcium retention.” The plant also contains “high level of antioxidants.” But fear not devotees, no need to feel embarrassed, here’s a slideshow of equally ‘religulous’ sightings.
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Video Evidence Detailing Why America Is Religiously Fucked
We don’t know which is worse, the fact that CNN actually wasted precious media time on this segment about Jesus appearing as a water stain on the ceiling of a weight loss center or the fact that the people who saw it actually believe it was the Messiah revealing himself. And don’t think this is just a local phenomenon, 55% of Americans believe they’re being protected by Guardian Angels from Heaven. Too bad those same right handed soldiers of God are powerless when Wall Street is crumbling. |CNN via AFC|
In a rare move for a country embroiled in a modern day Crusade with the Saracens, the Empire State Building is being lit green in honor of Eid-ul-Fitr, a three day Muslim celebration marking the end of Ramadan. This is the first time that NYC’s tallest building turned on the lights for an Islamic holiday, but it will become an annual event like the yearly lightings done for Christmas and Hannukah. It’s comforting to know that the landmark building is guaranteed to be bomb free for at least three days a year.
Empire State building tower lit for Islamic holy days |Newsday|
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