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Carlos Danger for Mayor
Some political pundits say Anthony Weiner's mayoral run could be winding down in lieu of his latest sexting scandal, but candidate Carlos Danger? He's just getting started. Progress, one inch at a time. (Mixed and recorded: Michael Coffman)
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Carlos Danger, Gary Busey, and Other NYC Mayoral Write-Ins
The write-in vote remains one of the greatest, most useless tools in the American democratic system. Don't like the assholes offered up by your political party of choice? Just write in literally anyone else--your dad, your high school English teacher, your favorite cartoon character. It's often a gesture without any…
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“Cubicle Guy Had No Idea That He Was Cubicle Guy” Says #CubicleGuy
Anthony Weiner, a NYC mayoral candidate, likes to show random women pics of his dick. Because of that he had to hold a press conference this evening. During that press conference, there was an older guy in the shot who appeared to be leering over the divider as Anthony Weiner…
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