Yes, the iPhone 5S is on sale today! Hooray for gold! Hooray for capitalism! For many of us, the lust for new Apple stuff was satiated by this week’s release of iOS 7 (which, I must admit, I am really enjoying so far), but those true devotees, nothing short of a shiny new phone will satisfy. Shockingly, some of those people took to Twitter to air their frustration.
If I don't get my iPhone 5s tomorrow I might just kill myself
— ♾Alyssa♾ (@alyssa_matala) September 19, 2013
Is iOS 7 for iPhone 5s only.?! Bc if it is imma kill myself
— Jennalynn (@Jennnalynnnn) September 18, 2013
Im gonna kill myself if my network doesnt have iphone 5s
— Work Bitch (@FxckDaryl) September 17, 2013
If i don't get the iPhone 5s i might just kill myself pic.twitter.com/JktrMNkgcB
— Jillian Thompson (@jillian_thom) September 16, 2013
if i stay up till 2 am & i DONT get preorder for iphone 5s, i WILL murder someone
— lily (@lilydoyle) September 20, 2013
I best get the new iPhone tomorrow or there's gonna be murder #iphone5s
— Steph McCormick (@stephymax) September 19, 2013
iphone 5s all out of stock, i'm gonna murder a bitch
— Pennywise (@HeelHooked) September 18, 2013
Niggas will kill you over the IPhone 5s be careful
— IG: Drewruffin15 (@DrewRuffin) September 20, 2013
Yep, would kill for the iPhone 5s
— #PatsNation 2-0 (@MiichaelWasHere) September 20, 2013
The fact that they are saying the gold iPhone 5s won't be available till the holidays is making me wanna kill… #itsmybirthdayasshole.
— Richard Ferrigno (@richardferrigno) September 20, 2013
You get the idea. But the best response came @skating4_life (great user name), who plans to commit homicide even if she does get her phone.
when my iphone comes tonight im going to kill someone
— bع니д (@skating4_life) September 20, 2013
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