Are you an asshole with an asshole who owns the cryptocurrency for assholes known as BitCoin? Yes? Then ShitExpress has got good news for you: Now you can send someone a box of shit in exchange for BitCoin.
In case you haven’t been following the shit-delivery business closely, well, this is huge. Elephant dookie huge. Previously, according to Engadget, anyone who wanted to pop a digital squat on a co-worker’s desk had no assurance of anonymity — clearly a serious flaw when you want to send a passive-aggressive message.
For $17 worth of BitCoin, now you can send horse manure (fret not, more species of stool are coming) and rest assured that there’s no physical receipt or trail that connects you to the poop.
ShitExpress will send a wrapped package to your shitty recipient with a label that says this:
I received horse shit. What now?
At first, think about yourself. Someone sent it to you probably because you insulted a person, consciously or unconsciously.
Take a deep breath. Nothing bad happened. You should just try to be a better person.
Of course, it goes without saying that the sender is probably also a piece of shit.
(Photo: Cathy Cole)
