Because you can never have too many meme-y programming languages, here’s Lauri Hartikka’s ArnoldC — “an imperative programming language where the basic keywords are replaced with quotes from different Schwarzenegger movies.” Check it out on Github to [pretend to] learn how it works. Some sample terms:
- If
If BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE- Else
BULLSHIT- EndIf
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC- While
STICK AROUND- EndWhile
CHILL- GreaterThan
LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET- DeclareMethod
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY- MethodArguments
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE- Return
I'LL BE BACK- EndMethodDeclaration
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY- AssignVariableFromMethodCall
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS- EndMain
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
Assigning variables seems to be very urgent business.
GET TO THE CHOPPER myvar HERE IS MY INVITATION firstOperand [operations] ENOUGH TALK
