Tag: LINDSAY LOHAN
Manuel Noriega, the former CIA-backed military dictator of Panama is suing the publishers of Call Of Duty: Black Ops II for their representation of him in one of the game’s missions. CNN writes: He argues in the lawsuit that his portrayal “as a kidnapper, murderer and enemy of the state” in the 2012 video game damaged his […]
Lindsay Lohan is suing Rockstar Games and their owner Take Two Interactive over allegedly parodying her in Grand Theft Auto V. The video clip below shows the character Lacey Jonas, who Lindsay Lohan believes is an “unequivocal” representation of herself, according to the AP. It’s pretty hard to watch: “Jonas” is trapped in a paparazzi situation that […]
The Canyons (2013) STFU I WAITED FOR OVER A YEAR FOR THIS *breathe breathe* So, Bret At Do Bring Coke Easton Ellis wrote this script @ y he hates LA, TWINSIES! Lindsay’s back <3 +Male porn star. #hype. Meta-actor-director-drama stuff. It’s good STFU but if you’ve never had awkward group sex or been stalked by a […]
America’s favorite celebrity mosaic artist Jason Mecier is back. His latest subject is Lindsay Lohan, whose face he constructed — in all of it’s coy, mischievous glory — out of trash. What’d you expect? Mecier amps up the meta with this one, incorporating not only material junk that represents the tabloid queen’s lifestyle, but LiLo […]
Gotcha!!! Made you look. My name is James Deen, and I made a movie called The Canyons, directed by Paul Schrader, written by Bret Easton Ellis, and starring Lindsay Lohan and me… Porn actor James Deen wrote a rather earnest, straight-forward article about his experience in The Daily Beast. You should read it. I mean, yeah, yeah, […]
Remember when the internet was all like waa-waa what’s with this The Canyons movie is it even coming out waa-waa-waaaa? Well, IN YOUR FACE! Hold on, I need James Deen’s help for this… [Insert a gratitutously pornographic GIF here involving someone’s face accosted by a James Deen apendage of your choice here*] IFC is picking up The Canyons for […]
Oh god. Release The Canyons already. There’s a great New York Times article about the production of the film — the Kickstarter-funded, micro-budget thriller written by Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Motherfuckin’ Schrader, featuring Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen and “one contractually obligated, four-way sex scene.” What? Before they started shooting, Paul Schrader told ANIMAL he was going […]
