Tag: love
The Feast of St. Valentine has been corrupted and stolen by Hallmark to sell cringeful punny greeting cards, chocolate corn syrup bombs, and upsold meals at restaurants you wouldn’t go to otherwise. Fuck off mass-produced mandatory affection; what I truly love is chemistry. Poison is an exotic chemical meant to hurt or kill. In the […]
Imagine opening LinkedIn to find a notification that someone has viewed your profile. You check him out and like what you see, so you decide to get in touch. The two of you exchange a few InMails, things start to get steamy, and before you know it he has his hands all over your Education […]
If there’s any grown-ass man who can give a pubescent girl dating advice without looking like a total creep, it’s Thom Yorke. In the latest segment of Rookie Magazine‘s (strangely fascinating) video series “Ask A Grown Man Advice,” Thom Yorke and Nigel Godrich tackle matters of the heart a la Cosmo Girl — only way […]
Nothing screams romance like… some STD real talk. That’s why in honor of Valentine’s Day, three Brooklyn hospitals will be providing free HIV and Hepatitis C testing services all week long. Yeah, baby. Before heading over to your candle-lit dinner date on Thursday, bring your honey along for an intimate couples session at one of […]
From the people who brought you that slow-mo snowman snuff film last month comes this, another seasonally-appropriate documentation of carnage. Watch as a mysterious masked lady takes axes, arrows, and explosives to a variety of Valentine’s Day paraphernalia, and try not to let it break your little heart. […]
