Tag: The Canyons
The Canyons (2013) STFU I WAITED FOR OVER A YEAR FOR THIS *breathe breathe* So, Bret At Do Bring Coke Easton Ellis wrote this script @ y he hates LA, TWINSIES! Lindsay’s back <3 +Male porn star. #hype. Meta-actor-director-drama stuff. It’s good STFU but if you’ve never had awkward group sex or been stalked by a […]
Gotcha!!! Made you look. My name is James Deen, and I made a movie called The Canyons, directed by Paul Schrader, written by Bret Easton Ellis, and starring Lindsay Lohan and me… Porn actor James Deen wrote a rather earnest, straight-forward article about his experience in The Daily Beast. You should read it. I mean, yeah, yeah, […]
Remember when the internet was all like waa-waa what’s with this The Canyons movie is it even coming out waa-waa-waaaa? Well, IN YOUR FACE! Hold on, I need James Deen’s help for this… [Insert a gratitutously pornographic GIF here involving someone’s face accosted by a James Deen apendage of your choice here*] IFC is picking up The Canyons for […]
And now, in ANIMAL’s continuing coverage of all things The Canyons — our interviews with Paul Schrader, with porn star James Deen, with James Deen again about other stuff, also trailers, more trailers, that thing about Paul Schrader scaring Lindsay Lohan with his penis — brings you just about the most meta thing ever. Here’s an email […]
Oh god. Release The Canyons already. There’s a great New York Times article about the production of the film — the Kickstarter-funded, micro-budget thriller written by Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Motherfuckin’ Schrader, featuring Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen and “one contractually obligated, four-way sex scene.” What? Before they started shooting, Paul Schrader told ANIMAL he was going […]
