Tag: TV
Oh, sorry. Did you not watch the final episode, still? Breaking Bad fans residing in Albuquerque, New Mexico bought a charming little obit mention for the late fictional character. WHITE, WALTER aka “Heisenberg,” 52, of Albuquerque, died Sunday after a long battle with lung cancer, and a gunshot wound. A co-founder of Gray Matter, White was a research […]
Now that it’s over, what can we learn from the Breaking Bad series? If you’ve got cancer, go fuckin’ YOLO. Or something like that. Anyway, let’s rate the overall drug dealings and business practices of Walter White and his associate Jesse Pinkman, as per the “10 Crack Commandments” as laid forth by Mr. Christopher George Latore “The Notorious […]
Diane, 10:30 AM, July 9th. Entering the offices of ANIMAL. It’s a 15 minute walk from Times Square. Never seen so many Red Bulls in my life. 86 Degrees on a clear day. Lunch will be, uh, 5 dollars at the Halal cart on 45th, near the gas station. That will be lamb over rice. […]
If you’re like me, you’re both stoked for the premiere of Arrested Development season three this month and secretly a little worried that you’ll miss out on what’s sure to be a barrage of intertextuality and inside jokes. I mean, the show went off the air seven years ago, and unless you’re one of those people that’s […]
Sick of people on Twitter constantly spoiling your favorite tv shows before you even get the chance to watch them? Today is your lucky day, because Jennie Lamere — the only female to participate in the Boston Hackathon — has created Twivo. This simple Twitter add-on filters your newsfeed, eliminating any spoilers of last night’s episode of Whatever That […]
I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone rolled out a male-centric parody of your favorite television program of all time, HBO’s Girls. I would have called it Boys, but no matter–24-year-old Manhattanite Anthony DiMieri premiered Bros this week, a show about four former frat-boys and their zany antics on that weird island west of Brooklyn. The show’s […]
Last week, we were all a-Twitter because someone said David Lynch was talking to NBC about bring back Twin Peaks aaaaaaaaaaah. Then, Twin Peaks co-creator Mark Frost responded with “Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by. Sincerely yours, @mfrost11.” The dream was dead, wrapped in plastic. […]
Stop teasing. Stop it right now. Stop teasing, David. There are so many ardent Twin Peaks fans around the world crossing their legs in anticipation right now, because they don’t want their non-David Lynch-geek coworkers to see how excited they are… in their pants. And hearts. And Bob-possessed souls, naturally. Rumor has it that Twin Peaks creators David […]