Chimpanzees don’t want to be surveilled. A primate in a Dutch zoo saw a drone flying through its habitat and was like “fuck outta here” and took it out with a mighty hit from a big branch. Then it went down to the ground and took an ape selfie. I bet this brilliant chimp leads the eventual real-life Planet of the Apes uprising.

(Screengrab via Burgers’ Zoo/Reddit)